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Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)
Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.
Q: A word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?
A: Misspelled?
Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?
A: None! None of them have "c", "o","m" or "n" in them.
Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band -- because it streches.
Q: When does a dialect become a language?
A: When its speakers get an army and a navy.
Q: One night a man and a woman walked into the bar they left. Who remains?
A: The night
Q: How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the best teaching method?
A: Shoot nine of them.
Q: What English Word Begin and End with the same 3 letters?
A: Underground
Remove my 1st letter I still sound the same ,
Remove my 2nd letter I still sound the same.
Remove my middle letter I still sound the same what am I?
A: Empty
Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.
Q: Name a bus you can never enter?
A: A syllabus
The exclamation mark said to the period "Why aren't you bleeding?"
Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y" ?
A: Unquestionablely!
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect then why practice?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, then why do actions speak louder than words?
If two wrongs don't make a right, then why does a double negative make a positive?
It's good to be awesome, so why is it bad to be aw"ful"?
If Horrible and Horrific are the same things, then why are terrible and terrific opposites?
Grammar Error on Facebook your argument is invalid!
Teacher: What is irony?
Student: "Irony is when something has the chemical symbol Fe."
Don't you know the Queen's English?
Why, yes, I'd heard she was.
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)
Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.
Q: A word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?
A: Misspelled?
Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?
A: None! None of them have "c", "o","m" or "n" in them.
Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band -- because it streches.
Q: When does a dialect become a language?
A: When its speakers get an army and a navy.
Q: One night a man and a woman walked into the bar they left. Who remains?
A: The night
Q: How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the best teaching method?
A: Shoot nine of them.
Q: What English Word Begin and End with the same 3 letters?
A: Underground
Remove my 1st letter I still sound the same ,
Remove my 2nd letter I still sound the same.
Remove my middle letter I still sound the same what am I?
A: Empty
Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.
Q: Name a bus you can never enter?
A: A syllabus
The exclamation mark said to the period "Why aren't you bleeding?"
Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y" ?
A: Unquestionablely!
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect then why practice?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, then why do actions speak louder than words?
If two wrongs don't make a right, then why does a double negative make a positive?
It's good to be awesome, so why is it bad to be aw"ful"?
If Horrible and Horrific are the same things, then why are terrible and terrific opposites?
Grammar Error on Facebook your argument is invalid!
Teacher: What is irony?
Student: "Irony is when something has the chemical symbol Fe."
Don't you know the Queen's English?
Why, yes, I'd heard she was.